abaftdrasnian:

Study well, my collegiate brethren.

fishingboatproceeds:

Hey, bro, cool story.

DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.

So that’s another way of doing it.

Also I hate your jeans.

samanthapanther:

Happy March 32nd!

everythingthelighttoucheskingdom:

sherdoctorwholocked:

run-y0uclever-b0y:

oooh… oooooooh… OOOOOH!!!

*Shakes fist* MOFFAT!!!

CURSE YOU MOFFAT.

unimpressedcats:

rileylaroux:

briannaclawson:

leeeeeemur:

clype:

holmmes:

Liquid is the classical state of matter with a definite volume but no fixed shape.

cats are liquid

How the fuck do cats work.

FUN FACT: I read in the books about cats that i have, and as long as their heads fit through a space, they can manuveur the rest of their bodies to fit as well.

Isn’t that what their whiskers are for? To judge if their head/body will fit?

Yep. It’s also why they generally don’t like being wet, their fur and whiskers cling to their body and it’s like being touched all over/losing your sense of space.

kitty science 

geothebio:

Alright, kiddies, it’s that time again. Giveaway time! This giveaway is kind of sort of celebrating my approaching 30,000 follower mark, but really I just want to get rid of my leftover con merchandise. If you want to see my other tees just head on over to my RedBubble!

Here are the rules (please see before reblogging!):

• This giveaway will end on August 1st, 2013, so you have plenty of time!
• You can only reblog once. I repeat. ONCE. If you reblog more than once, it’s not very fair to the other people who want to win, and plus Tumblr doesn’t show multiple reblogs, so really it decreases your chances of winning.
• Likes do not count.
• You do not have to be following me, but it is always appreciated!
• Please, for the love of god, have your ask or submit page open! I need to be able to contact you through tumblr!
• I do not have any other sizes besides these, so please don’t ask. These tees are what I had leftover from my last con.
• I will not do specific button requests, you get what I pull out of my magical button box. They’re all great though, don’t worry.
• I might throw in some bookmarks! You’ll have to wait and see!
• There will be three winners, each chosen at random with a random number generator. 
• Each winner will receive one tee (out of the three shown), three random buttons, a hand-drawn doodle of choice, and a handy-dandy business card (those were leftover too I want to get rid of them jusT TAKE ALL OF MY THINGS).
• If you are chosen as a winner, and your ask/submit pages are not open, I will choose someone else. If you are chosen and your ask/submit pages are up, you must respond to my contact within 24 hours or I will choose someone else.
• I can ship world-wide, and I will pay for shipping. Customs fees are a bitch, but I will do it. Just know that it might take a while for your package to get to you! I’ll let you know when I’m sending them out!
• The winners will get to choose their tees, first come first serve to whomever replies to me first! If you do not get the tee you wanted, I can always send you just a drawing by snail mail and I can choose a different winner of the tee!

Happy reblogging! If you have any questions just ask!